as we will dip our toes into the toxic waters of the Mississippi we will realize at that moment that all of life's bullshit is so irrelevant to the big picture
The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.
The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives.
The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.
The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.
When the laws don’t work, the laws must change.
Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.
You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?
I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?
Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam.
But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks.
2nd worst cartoon trope is when the characters go to a world ruled by women and the token girl in the group is swayed for 15 minutes but in the end they teach them the value of men (who’s only crime is being sweaty and burping a lot)
1st worst cartoon trope is when a character makes a perfect sandwich or something and falls in love with it, refusing to eat it and carrying it around for weeks until it goes bad
making fun of asexuals ain’t funny anymore leave that shit in 2017
2018 is the year of supporting ace and aro people and welcoming them into LGBT+ spaces <3
2018 is the year of recognizing that cishet ace discourse is literally the least important conversation to be having about oppression and exclusion in the lgbt community when there are trans ppl of color we could be centering instead and not cishet ace ppl
2018 is the year of recognizing that you can care about more than one issue in the LGBT+ community
2018 is the year of not derailing a post about not making fun of asexuals and aromantics
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Every single white lesbian who has spent years complaining about the lack of lesbians on screen had better support The CW’s Black Lightning.
Anissa Pierce (portrayed by Nafessa Williams):
is a canon lesbian with superpowers (who goes by the name Thunder) who has, among other abilities, the power to make herself invulnerable (this means she’s essentially unkillable-although she can be hurt/injured!)
Her comic-canon girlfriend Grace Choi (Chantal Thuy) has already been cast:
Grace is half-Amazon, and has superhuman durability and rapid healing abilities-which also help to make her relatively invincible!
Also, they’re really cute in the comics:
So basically-support this lesbian, interracial, basically invulnerable couple on the CW’s Black Lightning-airing January 16th, 2017!!!!!
everything I wanted
how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney
dont get why teeth need nerves and shit in em. dont know why i cant just have my mouth rocks obliterate my food without them making me feel like there are wasps inside my gums desperately trying to get out every time i eat something with more than a teaspoon of sugar or anything 10 degrees above or below room tempurature
Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.
Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.
His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.
I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.
i appreciate brickaday
Mistake?
dogs are so pure
this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole
i love this dog
